Two week long work trip and then moving into a new place has kept me from fun things, like, TV watching, blogging, movie viewing. But watch out Bitches, I'm back. (I mean bitches as the most sincere sentiment). Also, I'm still reeling from the finale of Pretty Little Liars. If you watch the show, then you know they use the words Bitches a lot. And sometimes, I like to pretend I'm A. Moving on.
First, my new place is awesome. I will be excited to be fully unpacked and party ready. I will post pictures soon.
Second, I was able to catch up on some shows last night. I still have a plethora of viewing, but for now, lets talk.... Good Christian Bitches (GCB). I was utterly disappointed with the latest episode. It was over the top, even for the campy soapy show that it is. The character Crickett is fastly climbing the ladder of most awesome characters. LOVE her.
Smash. I can not express enough times how in love I am with this show. I'm always angry when it ends. STOP ending! Just keep playing their lives all day and then pause for me to sleep.
Lastly, Glee. Glee has been on its month long hiatus. And it came back in the form of Blayne's brother. Whoa! That boy is hot and can sing. I'd like a miniature version of him on my night stand and I'd click a little switch and a recorded version of Somebody that I used to know would play over and over. Speaking of that song. I don't listen to the radio or watch MTV or any other music viewing station, so I'm new to this song. However, before hearing Glee's version of the song, I had recently become obsessed with the original. Then Blayne and his brother sang it and, shhhhh, I like their version better. They added a power to the song that doesn't exist in the original. For those of you that live in a cave and have never heard the original (my parents) I'm giving you a side by side (or top on top). Compare it yourself. I dare you to tell me I'm wrong. First video is Glee.
There's a part of me that wants to give a long drawn out review on Good Christian Bitches (GCB). But that's mostly boring, right?
Now the other part of me wants you to decide to watch GCB based solely on quotes from the pilot. I think the quotes best represent the show. If you laugh and like a little soap with your laughter, then the show fits you. If a quote angers you, stop reading my blog.
"You Reap what you sow is Texan for Karma."
"God hates failure."
"God often speaks to me through Christian Dior."
"Heather darling, next time your in your office I want you to calculate the percentage of your business that flows directly from my property holdings then read Job chapter 1 verse 21. 'The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.' Cute sweater."
"Fun Fact: Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth. Oh yeah and Dallas has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard."
Need I quote more? I think not. I will be tuning in next week for more caddy, bitchy, rich, white, Christian women wearing ridiculous clothing and quoting the bible to suite their whim. I'm so in.
Good Christian Bitches, or GCB as the dumb studio regulated the title to, premieres tonight. (The studio is now trying to say that GCB stands for Good Christian Belles, but I'm not buying and neither should you.) Am I excited? With a title like Good Christian Bitches, how could I NOT be excited? I have high hopes for this show. I know it will skate that fine line between deliciously soapy and disgustingly soapy. I'm hoping for the former. The show takes place in Dallas, where the hair is big, the egos are bigger, and feigning Christianity reigns supreme.
Watch a promo for convincing if none of my words or the title have done so thus far. My review will be posted sometime tomorrow. I expect you'll be waiting on baited breath?
