"You know who's on my side (points upward) Jesus." American Idol can't say the same.

Last night I accidentally watched American Idol and my ears enjoyed it. So tonight, I settled in on the couch with my Mom and sister and a cocktail and I prepare for Hollywood Week day 2 and you know what I got??? Diddley Motherfucking Nothing. That's what. 
Was there Singing on American Idol. No. 
Was there stupid drama? Yes. Over and Over again. 
One whole hour and I managed to hear approximately 13 seconds of singing. I feel like I need a refund. Or an apology. I got slighted. 
American Idol is like that 8th grade boyfriend who kissed so well, but not often enough, and actually spent most his time ignoring you. So unsatisfying and yet unable to abandon. Damn you American Idol. Eventually we will all Damn that show just like we did that 8th grade boyfriend and make the decision to grow up and on.
Some day, American Idol, we will all grow up and forget about your fluff.
Prepare Fox. The wrath will come.


 

My Accidental American Idol Viewing

Last night I was sitting with my sister and my mom and a sleeping baby (technically, the baby was in her crib in the other room) and I accidentally sat through American Idol.

I think I had long given up on this show for several reasons, the first being Simon. I miss his glibness and his chest hair. 
Secondly, there isn't enough singing and way too much f***ing fluff. I tend to just be annoyed.
But there I sat on my sister's couch overly involved in my cell phone and computer and my ears overheard some pretty good singing. Luckily, it was Hollywood Week, so there was a little more singing than usual. 
In a round about way, I was like a judge on the Voice: I listened, but never looked up to see what pretty or ugly face was singing to me. And I'll be damned, but I'll probably tune in to part 2 of Hollywood week and once again not look at what's happening, I'll only listen. (Maybe I'll occasionally glance at the TV to see again how beautiful Jennifer Lopez, then I'll curse out of jealously and stop watching again.)
Point of my Blog Post?
Sometimes listening IS better than watching.

Y'all, I can't help it: My kids AND Husband are cuter than yours and other Hot Topic stuff :)

After the morning gym, Rob worked out Yoshi and dizzied himself up!

They are just so damn cute.

Other exciting news....Madonna will premiere her newest music video THIS Thursday during the God forsaken show American Idol.
(I have completely missed every American Idol episode this season. Anything good?)

I'm damn excited to see this cause I know that snippet is only 11 seconds, but doesn't it look like an episode of Glee? I hope its all I want it to be. 
And of course stay tuned for Sunday nights Halftime show Extravaganza ft. the Goddess herself.

Plus!!! Yes, peeps there is more....
The music video I directed for the incredible band Super Water Sympathy is DONE! 
Hopefully, it will debut this week online. Stay tuned for those deets. 
To finish, I shall quote my favorite movie
"This is Hard Harry, saying 'Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark."